Ann Coulter is a deconstructionist

OK, I know this is old news, but I was on vacation and missed the funny stuff. I love this.

That college logic course was so long ago...how did it go?

All homosexuals are promiscuous.
Bill Clinton is promiscuous.
Therefore all Bill Clintons are homosexual?

Did I get that right? Maybe not, but Ann went to law school, so she must have taken logic.

Oh, wait a minute, I remember it now:

When I say thoughtful things, I get paid X.
When I say crazy-ass things, I get paid a lot more than X.
Therefore, if I want money, I should say crazy-ass things.

Actually, I think David Letterman may have caught the reason here.